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Joke of the Day

"Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she. Do you know what her dogs name was? (insert Wookie noise) Do you know why her dog ran away? You would to if your name was (insert Wookie noise)."

"Why was the feminist picnic cancelled? Because nobody made sandwiches."

"A guy walks into a building with his boss. Ouch. You'd think that at least one of them should have seen it. EDIT: A twist on the classic ""a guy walks into a bar"" joke."

"If I had to rate racist jokes... I would rate black jokes a 3/5 and arab jokes a 9/11"

"What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver? Quack quack!"

"Grandma used to say ""Respect yourself & others will too,"" but she also used to say ""Damn N*ggers,"" so I don't know what to believe :("

"Time is money, so if you never accept a job, you have 24 hours of money per day, which is the maximum amount, so youre the richest man alive"

"What can you tell your dog but not your girlfriend? Sit down and beg There are a million answers to this. Come on reddit, make my day better."

"I had to pay for a satellite dish But the salesman said it was on the house."

"Ghetto wet floor sign: Caution, b*tches be trippin..."