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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a German taking a shower? A Showerkraut."
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"What do you call a sauna massage? A saussage"
"nice try walmart, like im gonna spend $20 on a skeleton mask when i could easily just peel the flesh and muscle off my face for free"
"I bought my son a pet snake and the salesman said ""Be careful those snakes grow up to 20 feet"" I said ""Shut up...snakes don't grow feet!!!!"""
"What do you get when you mix an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic? Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog."
"What do you call Sherlock Holmes with no shit? No shit sherlock"
"I thought about getting two pets and naming them One and Two. So when One dies, I'll still have Two."
"What is Niglish? You're an asshole. Just go away."
"Farrah Fawcett's last wish was for all the children in the world to be safe, then Michael Jackson died."
"What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing, and gargling."