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Joke of the Day

"I thought about getting two pets and naming them One and Two. So when One dies, I'll still have Two."

"My Friend Really Changes Once she became a Vegetarian It's like I've never seen herbivore."

"Did you hear about the homeless artist who got turned down in his submission for a classic string toy rebranding? It was a no-go hobo yo-yo logo."

"How's it like living in a totalitarian regime? Can't complain."

"Twitter. Finally an app that makes people stop at yellow lights."

"My Wife told me to treat her like a princess So I put her in the back of my car and crashed it into a tunnel"

"The past, present and future walked into a bar... ... it was tense."

"I hope my car appreciates the wincing when I hit a large pothole."

"Girls and Catholic priests atleast have one thing in common, they both have a thing for immature assholes"

"A polish joke my grandpa told me: ""What happened to the Polish dog?"" He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap"