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Joke of the Day

"If you can't pee, Urine trouble."

"Why did Napoleon's soldiers wear red buttons on their blue jackets during the battle of Waterloo? ... so that they could close their jackets."

"Germans cant cook sausages. They're just the wurst. (ill shot myself out.)"

"The hole in the boat So two guys steal a boat and get drunk. Kane of them goes ""Hey, there is a hole in this boat"". The other says ""don't worry it's not ours""."

"An insolent teenager stomps off to her room... Teenager: ""And another thing - JIM MORRISON SUCKS!"" Dad: ""Hey! There'll be no slamming of the Doors in this house!"""

"Hostage or not, sometimes it's just nice to be held."

"What's Donald Trumps favourite album? ""The Wall"" by Pink Floyd"

"Why don't black people dream? The last black man to have a dream got shot."

"When i apply to the job... Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: Well, I've always been really passionate about not starving to death."

"What do you tell a woman with no arms or legs? Nice tits."