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Joke of the Day
"Why are nuns like a brand new TV? You need a knife to get in the box."
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"Whenever i get job applications, the first thing i do is throw half of them in the trash. I don't want to hire any unlucky people"
"The GOP debate. What a shitshow."
"When is a lion not a lion ? When he turns into his cage !"
"What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit? FeDora I'll see myself out."
"I was so happy when I got my new thesaurus in the mail. But when I opened it, every page was blank! Damn. I have no words to describe how upset I am."
"At my house, it is customary for you to go back to yours as soon as possible."
"Three crows walk into a bar HL3 confirmed."
"Why is Simba slower that his dad? Because his papa mufasa."
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot. What did you think, you racist mother fucker?"