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Joke of the Day
"Why are nuns like a brand new TV? You need a knife to get in the box."
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"TIL that if a seamstress messes up even one stick, the thing van unwravel Oops. Wrong thread This^ joke type is stupid and I hate it. Maybe you won't"
"Have single guys scared of the ""Friend Zone"" even heard of long-term relationships or marriage?"
"How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb? One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me."
"Friday the 13th today Do not visit summer camp."
"Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off."
"My 3 year old reported seeing a spider-cricket and I couldn't find it so we're outside watching the house burn."
"What's the best way to milk a sheep? Ask Apple."
"Hi, childless people. I just meticulously peeled the skin off a pickle. Cuz the pickle was ""bumpy."" Enjoy your day. Not de-bumping pickles."
"What's a gay-bar pickup line? Can I push your stool in?"