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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican Baptism? Bean dip."
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"What do you call a gay chemist? Homogeneous."
"When you're with the right person, you feel the perfect balance of happy and horny."
"eer booze and fun!' 'A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender asks the seal ""What's your pleasure?"" The seal replies ""Anything but Canadian Club."""
"Dear Fox News, So far, no news about foxes. Sincerely, Unimpressed"
"Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics? Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America."
"My car, spinning uncontrollably thru a crowd of ppl, & my Korean friend screams""HIT THE BLAKES"" & I'm like""I CANT BE THAT SELECTIVE"""
"What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves? An ampu-tee."
"What do you call a disease that only effects ducks? A mallard-y"
"What do you say to the midget prostitute? ""Don't you think you're selling yourself short?"""