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Joke of the Day
"How Long is a Chinese guy."
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"Being a mom means being the first one up in the morning, the last one to bed at night, and the only one drinking during church."
"Me: You should cut your toenails. Wife: Huh? M: You're scratching my leg. W: I'm WAY on the other side of the bed! M: That's kinda my point."
"Never trust an atom. They make up everything."
"My son wants a new iPhone for Christmas and I'm having fond memories of when he couldn't talk."
"Someday I want to write a book titled ""The most erogenous spelling errors"". *erroneous"
"Have you heard about the new pirate movie? All the producers have Hook Noses #racistdadjoke"
"A young girl walks in on her dad peeing... The dad fumbles around trying to cover up. Then the girl says ""don't worry dad. I've seen one before. Mommy brushes her teeth with the neighbor's."""
"I suffer from a disease called chronic procrastination... I need to see a doctor about it, but I can do it later."
"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator"