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Joke of the Day

"My son wants a new iPhone for Christmas and I'm having fond memories of when he couldn't talk."

"The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking, but the invention of the broom swept the nation."

"Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 is getting released for the second time in Iraq. They're renaming the game to The Sims 5."

"Colorado changed the name of Christmas to Juana. ""Merry Juana!"""

"You guys ever seen a cockatoo? Yeah? I bet you have."

"What do you call a fish without an eye? A Fsh"

"Why do dogs hate outer space? Because they strongly dislike vacuums."

"A dwarf psychic escaped from a police holding cell. Headlines read ""Small Medium at Large"""

"What does a pregnant teenager and her baby have in common? They both thought ""my Mom's gonna kill me."""

"Still wondering if that guy I saw yesterday wearing a t-shirt in the pool was fat or not. So hard to tell!"