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Joke of the Day
"What do banks and the US government have in common? They both deal with checks and balances."
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"What do you call a whiny dog? A chi-WAAA-WAAA!!!!"
"Airplanes: offering you the comforts of gas station food/drinks at popular night club prices"
"What do you get when you cross a person and a manatee? HUMANITY! ...And bestiality...."
"Miles Davis was indeed a lucky man... He literally had a Blow Job lasting 45 years."
"I'm so introverted I won't even talk to myself."
"I was watching the film, 'A Perfect Murder,' with my wife She told me she was getting scared. ""Is it the storyline?"" I asked. ""Not really,"" she replied. ""Stop taking notes."""
"If you see an Apple store getting robbed.... Does that make you an iWitness?"
"My wife drove us into town today, she parked up in a sidestreet. I said, ""I'll get a taxi from here."" ""Where to?"" She replied. ""To the f*cking kerb."""
"they can't date any hot chicks #SnowmanDatingProblems"