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Joke of the Day

"Miles Davis was indeed a lucky man... He literally had a Blow Job lasting 45 years."

"I was laying on my SO's chest and commented on how comfortable it was... And she hits me with a ""It's like it's MAMMorey foam!"" line. I was quite impressed."

"What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? We don't know; she hasn't opened her presents yet."

"A girl has taking home a very handsome guy... ... to spend the night. When he unzips she bursts out: - ""Oh! I've never been with a circumcised guy before"" - ""I'm not. This is just wear n' tear"""

"When I was younger, I was afraid of the dark. Now I see the electric bills, and became afraid of the light."

"My apathy is at an all time whatever."

"Just because a guy wants to see you naked it doesn't mean anything, I know a guy who drove 2 days to see a donkey show."

"What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995? A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies."

"I'm straight but not ""get my alibi"" straight."

"The problem w marriage is communication. When I said I hoped he'd go down in a plane I meant more crash & burn, less on the flight attendant"