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Joke of the Day
"Miles Davis was indeed a lucky man... He literally had a Blow Job lasting 45 years."
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"well i was going to climb mount everest but this yelp review says theres a nude man at the summit swinging chains around and yelling ""fuck u"
"Where does the military commander buy his groceries? the GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY"
"Today I won the National Laziness Championship! What did you win? Atrophy"
"I want to repaint my room a shade of white... ...but I can't decide between ""eggshell"", ""beige"", or ""2016 Oscars""."
"What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.......just kidding.....poop"
"What does a hippie say when he runs out of weed? This music SUCKS!"
"We only have world peace today thanks to the tireless efforts of thousands of former beauty queens who didn't give up on their dreams."
"I couldn't decide how to propose to the love of my life So I decided to ask her husband for advice."
"Having sex is like playing bridge....!!!! If you don't have a good partner,you better have a good hand..."