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Joke of the Day
"You know, that Poisson distribution is really strange. It's just not Normal."
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"It's not sex until you walk away with a nose bleed, and the Eye Of The Tiger song is still playing in your head."
"What do Mathematicians use to fry their food? Euler butter."
"I love a woman that can shoot a gun, but I fear a woman with good aim."
"Popeye was a lonely sailor. No wonder he had such big forearms."
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"""Sorry my phone died"" -something I've said 5,326 times but it's never actually happened"
"Others change, but you should be yourself! said one corn to another in the digestive tract"
"Headline: World helium shortage over due to discovery of helium field. Scientist: (high voice) This new supply of helium is a game-changer"
"Calling someone ""stupid"" is mean. Unless they actually are. Then it's just a diagnosis."