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Joke of the Day

"Probably once a year some dumb Whale excitedly swims up to the coast of Wales humming, ""Mama, I'm coming home."""

"One man's internet wife is another man's internet husband."

"Girl, you must be the SAT... 'cause I want to do you for three hours and forty five minutes with a ten minute break for snacks."

"i bet the first guy to say ""smooth as a babies bottom"" wasnt the most respected man in the community"

"Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills? they get all over the sheets."

"Why did god invent yeast infections? So women know what it's like to be with an annoying cunt"

"Some lesbians built a house on my block... It was all tongue-in-groove with no studs."

"What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires? He shrugged and said, ""I've got asparagus."""

"What is the painless frequency? 0 Hz"

"My friends think I have a drinking problem... So I told them ""no, I actually think I drink quite well"""