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Joke of the Day

"Others change, but you should be yourself! said one corn to another in the digestive tract"

"Why did the Siamese twins move to England? So the one on the right could drive for a change."

"One day I bet bullets will be replaced by flowers, and guns will probably be replaced by something that fires flowers with deadly force."

"Tampon is the worse thing to call a woman. A stuck up cunt"

"What is ISIS's favorite smartphone? Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's ""the bomb"" nowadays."

"Why did the heart get sent to police station? Cardiac arrest."

"*takes a hit off the joint *slowly exhales Ahhhhhh This is the best baked sale ever ""It's a BAKE sale"" *exhales again Tell me about it"

"Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training? A: Studying their Miranda Rights."

"I once made a joke about kissing with garlic breath. Apparently it was in poor taste."

"I'm writing a book about poets who have been jailed It's called prose and cons"