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Joke of the Day

"What was the victim of the car crash wearing? A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is..."

"The dirtiest joke I know: What is the difference between a baby and a freezer? One does not scream when I pack my meat into it."

"Mexican jokes and black jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."

"Did you hear about the guy they found dead at the Mediterranean restaurant? Yeah, police are calling it a hummus-cide."

"What do we call a wireless mouse? Hamster. Source: **Dad**"

"Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe? Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!"

"A cheap shot is a terrible thing to waste."

"Have you ever smelled mothballs? How'd you get their teeny legs apart?"

"I failed my chemistry lab exam. I was in the middle of performing a chemical reaction but I got sued by the Fine Bros."

"People keep mixing up my jokes and my sex They groan at my jokes, and they laugh at my sex."