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Joke of the Day

"I failed my chemistry lab exam. I was in the middle of performing a chemical reaction but I got sued by the Fine Bros."

"Did you hear about the man who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."

"I've decided to leave my past behind So if I owe you money, I'm sorry but I've moved on."

"Don't forget to smile today, but not that creepy smile that makes us all wonder how many bodies are buried in your yard."

"Why does Stephen Hawking have a boring sex life? You can't 69 in binary."

"The lesbians next door got my a rolex I think they were a bit confused when I said I wanna watch"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick Question! Feminists can't change anything."

"Part two of 'Dinner for One' revealed! Title is ""Dinner for two: Revenge of the tiger."""

"Fleetwood Mac Money has gone missing from Fleetwood Mac's dressing room again. They're starting to suspect Stevie Nicks."

"Football is like Sex your mom sucks at both"