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Joke of the Day
"""Crap, I gotta get up and undressed for work."" - strippers"
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"The only time that my wife screams my name in bed is when I break wind in my sleep."
"what's green and lives in the cupboard?? last year's hide and go seek champion"
"Know what ""buffet"" stands for? Big Ugly Fat Fuckers Eating Together. Credit: This loud big ugly fat fucker drinking a few tables away from me at this bar."
"I like my rhinos like I like my eggs poached"
"A Physicist sees a man about to jump off the Eiffel Tower He yells ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!"""
"What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..? I herd."
"I broke up with a girl once by leaving a note on the front door that simply said: ""Love doesn't live here anymore, and now, neither do you."""
"What do you call a funny pancake? a puncake"
"I've heard making the perfect salad can be pretty difficult... Not exactly **rocket** science though, is it?"