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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a blind deer? No eye deer"

"Staples is attempting a hostile takeover of its rival Office Depot. Office Depot has retaliated by snapping rubber bands at Staples."

"Q: How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm? A: E-I-E-I-O."

"What smells worse than an anchovy? An anchovy's cunt"

"What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker? A Pull-it-surprise!"

"My favorite part of football is when players ""look to God."" Because He's all, ""I can't do shit for the Middle East but I'm rooting for YOU."""

"joke what did the porcupine say the first time it had sex ? ouch ooh ouch ooh ouch ooh. what the beaver say the first time it had sex ?....... gee Wally that kind of hurt"

"Y'all know what they call Jamaica? Grease of Western Hemisphere. Disclaimer: Does anyone here know where this is from? Heard my friend say it, was wondering where he got it from."

"Why couldn't JFK become a boxer? Because he couldn't take a shot to the head."

"""Dude, we should swap spacesuits. Just for a laugh."" ""Ha, yeah ok."" [swaps suits] ""Now we sh-"" ""You took a shit in this, didn't you?"""