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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who is not nice? Denice. (De-nice)"
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"Pansexuality is the best... fuck the rest."
"Every kiss begins with K but so does every kidnapping. That's how words work people."
"*runs into coworker at store* *pretends I don't speak English*"
"What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot? Normal"
"""Yo momma is so ugly, I had to invent a device that allows me to converse without looking at her."" Alexander G. Bell"
"My kid asked me where babies came from and I was like ""Dude, ask your Mom. I still can't figure out why Garfield talks and Odie doesn't."""
"Catch Pokemon? No thanks. I'm STD- Free."
"An invisible man and an invisible woman got married. Their kids were nothing to look at either."
"[Brings date home] O geez did I leave all my rare, holographic Pokemon cards out on my bed again? Guess we'll just have to lay here & battle"