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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Spartacus and Hannibal Lector One of them's a gladiator, and the other is glad he ate her!"

"Did you hear? Chuck Norris moved to Endor He became an Ewok'er Texas ranger."

"My father was a man of few words.He used to say, son..."

"Q: Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning? A: Because he can't see through the wall."

"Proof of God Every atheist becomes a theist if you give them a little space"

"Did you hear about the dating website for old people? ""I've Fallen In Love And I Can't Get Up"""

"Confucius Say Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time"

"PLATO: I'm famous in the future? I bet the word platonic is used to describe philosoph-- It's for relationships where nobody's getting laid"

"Don't run with scissors because you might accidentally trip, fall and cut the grand opening ribbon of a new museum 2 weeks ahead of schedule"

"I'm such a great chick magnet Too bad I'm the kind that repels rather than attracts"