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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the dating website for old people? ""I've Fallen In Love And I Can't Get Up"""

"How to tell someone they have a bad breath nicely ? ""Oh boy I am bored lets brush our teeth"""

"What do you call a myth from the middle east? A turban legend"

"People on Facebook ""Like"" everything but grammar."

"Your baby looks the same as it did yesterday. *Me, commenting on a Facebook picture.*"

"The pope is in Israel with a sheik and a rabbi. If they don't walk into a bar, it's all for nothing!"

"Why will Hillary Clinton make a bad president? Because she is a woman."

"Great big polar bear(she says what?) It broke the ice!"

"Is BB hungry? No, BB-8"

"If someone feeds you alphabet soup... Is that putting words in your mouth? Also, if they are about to feed you and pull back, is that taking the words out of your mouth?"