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Joke of the Day
"Confucius Say Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time"
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"To err is human, to arr is pirate."
"what's for dinner? ME: indian we had indian last night ME: i know, but i forgot to do the 'i see a little sillhouetto of a naan' joke so"
"What's the difference between a nail and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang a painting."
"Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself? Because he Sphinx he's the best."
"There something bugging me. I've encountered this object many times over in the streets lately. Every way I turn I see Weed.... les"
"""millennials sure do love APPS!!"" i can edit a movie on my phone. you used to harass women for recreation. go back to watching suits grandpa"
"Alrighty Kids always remember: you are what you eat So eat loads of sweets and pass on those vegetables"
"I'll agree to almost anything if you set a cupcake in front of me. I won't be listening. Because...cupcake."
"I didn't really want to take my friend's true or false test But he wouldn't take no for an answer"