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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear? Chuck Norris moved to Endor He became an Ewok'er Texas ranger."
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"How many people do the cops need to kill in order to start a riot? 3/5ths"
"""Doc, my boyfriend & I don't wanna get pregnant. He hates condoms & I think the jelly isn't working."" ""What kind are you using?"" ""Grape"""
"I like my coffee just like I like my slaves... Free"
"Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people? He needed places to hide the bodies."
"When you get angry at someone count out loud to ten. When you get to eight, throw a punch. Nobody expects that shit."
"So a man walks through airport security... Man: Knock knock. AS: Who's there? Man: Alla. AS: Alla who? Man: Alla who akbar."
"Q:Whats is fat ugly and gives good head? A:Your mom OOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOooooo"
"iPhone 6 for $900 or a ski mask for $1.99.. Your choice"
"Five Guys isn't the same when only 3 of them are working."