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Joke of the Day
"My farts are so strong..... I can make bubbles in the shower!"
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"It really doesn't matter what the tattoo across your collar bone says. All I see is ""My Dad Never Went To My Little League Games Sober."""
"What doesn't float to the top when it dies? A day old reddit post."
"What is a Pokemon's favorite kind of nut? A Pi-cashew"
"What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours? Skip to the next track"
"I'd make a joke about the Hindenberg, but... I feel like it would *crash and burn*."
"Why are men better cooks? They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months"
"You know what I find odd? Numbers that aren't divisible by 2."
"It's warmer now, but I'm colder than when it was colder."
"I know someone that was frozen to absolute zero once. He was 0K."