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Joke of the Day
"My farts are so strong..... I can make bubbles in the shower!"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Caroline ! Caroline who ? Caroline of rope with you !"
"All people who make generalizations about other people are all assholes."
"How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheberg"
"How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 or 2. Now 1... or 2."
"If Terminator had a horse, what would its name be? Termineightor I'll show myself out..."
"How do you tell the difference in an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Taste"
"What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy? ""Oh god, a caucus!"" ^^^cuz ^^^he ^^^has ^^^a ^^^new ^^^england ^^^accent"
"If you don't have a condom, put a stone in your shoe.. ...it'll make you limp."
"North Korea has lowered its missile back down after pointing it up for a few hours. Turns out Viagra and MSG make for bad rocket fuel."