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Joke of the Day
"Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries? They know resistance is a waste of energy."
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"A man with pica walks into a bar... ...and orders a drink on rocks. Hahahaha! Smart people jokes are the best!"
"What does the narcissistic cow say? ""Meeeeee!"" I wrote this. I'm now a comedy writer. You are welcome."
"The Pope and Raquel Welch are stranded on a life boat They're out on the ocean and, yada yada yada, and she says, ""Those aren't buoys"""
"If weddings were for couples there would be men's wedding magazines."
"If we help Kurdistan attack ISIS... they could become WASWAS"
"I suppose I should be thankful that I'm a single adult. Life would be much more complicated if I were multiple adults."
"What's the difference between acne and a Child Molester? Acne waits till you are 13 to come all over your face."
"What do you call a religious duck? A Quacker"
"Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? 'Cause the grass tickles their balls when they run"