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Joke of the Day

"If Trump divorces Melania while in office... Will she rule half the country?"

"Oral can make your whole day Anal can make your hole weak."

"me: ""leave the door ajar on your way out"" jam salesman: [visibly confused]"

"How do you know your GF is getting fat? She starts fitting in your wife's clothes..."

"Some cultures fear that when someone takes your photograph they steal your soul. You should be fine, though."

"Why can you only ran through a campground and not run? Because it's past tents."

"Me: Do you have any wrongdog? ""Ugh fine what's wrongdog"" Me: thank you so much for asking I'm doing terrible"

"Frisbee. I went to the park with my son and he brought his frisbee. We started throwing it around and after a while I started to wonder why frisbees get bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me..."

"Believe what a plumber says They've seen some shit."

"I got jumped the other night, the muggers made off with my wallet, cuff links, and mood ring... I'm still not sure how I feel about that."