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Joke of the Day

"I was yelled at after church today, Apparently ""Jeez and crackers"" is not an appropriate name for the Eucharist."

"What do you call 20 niggers in the emergency room? Family reunion They even brought a bucket of KFC"

"A guy walks into a bar ""Ow,"" he says."

"Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte has to eat enough to feed a family of 4 every day. He has to! I just do it because I feel like it."

"""Hello, would you like to take part in a one-question survey?"" ""Sure."" ""Great! Thanks for participating."""

"Why did the football player tackle the phone booth? To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha"

"In the Navy, how do you separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."

"My wife installed a mirror over our bed. She said she likes to watch herself laugh."

"Girl, are you a jar in my parents' fridge? Because I have absolutely no way of knowing how old you are."

"My girlfriend broke up with me because I supposedly"" take things too far"" So I called the police."