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Joke of the Day
"Which of our meaty friends are into astrology? Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!"
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"Consciousness: That annoying time between naps."
"Only use ""extra virgin"" to describe olive oil that doesn't even think about fucking."
"Did you hear Prince's sister is inheriting his estate? There's just one problem... She's just like their mother, so she's never satisfied."
"What do you get a first dad for father's day? Condoms. Courtesy of my witty ole' uncle mike"
"What does velcro yell as it charges into battle? ATTACH!"
"Her eyes were the color of paint"
"What's the difference between Pussy and Parsley? Nobody eats Parsley. (said at Christmas dinner by my 100 year old great Aunt)"
"Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?"
"Guy walks into library and asks the librarian... ""do you have the book for men with a small penis?"" She replies ""I don't know if it's in yet"" ""yeah, that's the one """