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Joke of the Day
"My friend asked me if the new Star Wars was in 3D... ... and I said, yes, but they R2D2."
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"How can you tell when your sister is on her period? When you dads dick tastes like blood."
"Did you ever blow bubbles as as child? Yeh well he's back in town and wants your new number."
"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw"
"I never go camping, but I sometimes go to bed without the TV on so I get it."
"Why can't you keep Jews in jail? They eat lox!"
"A major yet unspoken difference between medieval times and now is... These days, if someone owns a sword, it's a pretty safe bet you can kick their ass."
"Woman walks in on a man who's masturbating. Woman says, ""Eww you pervert!""... **Man** walks in on a **woman** who's masturbating. Woman says ""Eww you pervert!"" credit: /u/nobodyatnight"
"What do call groups of the 5 most dangerous animals? A troop of gorillas A shiver of sharks A streak of tigers A band of Indians And a gang of niggers."
"If a band plays music in a thunderstorm who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor."