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Joke of the Day

"*air horn sound* *second air horn sound* Me: ""This isn't deodorant."" *air horn sound* *second air horn sound* Me: ""This isn't deodorant."""

"What was the fisherman's favorite art style reelism"

"I saw a sign that said bad' the other day. I thought, that's not a good sign."

"Love is like peeing yourself.... everyone can see but only you feel the warmth."

"New laws Do not let your friends derive drunk."

"How do you order a glass of water in Russia? Ask for a virgin vodka."

"Is it that you think I can't eat this rotisserie chicken with my bare hands while driving 75 mph, or that I won't? Either way, you're wrong."

"What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ? Petal !"

"Did you know I am part of the 1% of Rare, Beautiful, handsome and modest people!"

"How do you blow up a Muslim's phone? Put it on airplane mode."