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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to build my career on making chemistry jokes to cure my depression. Then I realized alcohol is a solution."

"I saw Bill Cosby at the bar last night... He asked me if I needed any sugar for my Long Island iced tea."

"Yo mama's got so many balls lined up ready to score, her nickname is Basketball Practice."

"What's a peasant's favorite sport? Serfing."

"What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it? HOOO did that!"

"Why do women find the guy in 50 Shades of Grey sexy? beats me"

"I've never met a black person that didn't have a cool nickname."

"I finally figured out the secret to click bait. It is to repost the title every week."

"You eat what (phonetic joke)? Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who?"

"Did you know that Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin? That he built."