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Joke of the Day

"That awkward laugh when they've said something innocuous, but you're thinking something incredibly dirty."

"How did the native find his sister in the woods? Pretty good!"

"Two nuns in a bath... The first nun asks the other ""Where's the soap?"" The other replies ""It does, doesn't it?"" Edit: Punctuation"

"HR and I apparently disagree on what ""debriefed"" means."

"Did you hear the one about the Irish boomerang ? It doesn't come back .............. it just sings about how much it wants to."

"Not to brag, but I can spend hours coming up with reasons not to do something that takes 5 minutes."

"whenever a song says put your hands in the air i do it on the spot. i have fun and also an alarming vehicle collision record"

"How do you tell if a girl is ticklish? You give her a test-tickle."

"Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished? -In a high pressure cell"

"Why does Donald Trump hate China? They came up with building a wall before he did."