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Joke of the Day
"Today I made an immigration officer laugh He was borderline hysterical."
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"What do you call a serial killer that rides a bike? A Cyclepath"
"oooh dey so big !!! Q. did you hear what they said about the girl with big titties when she tried on a 34B bra ? A. She makes B-cups look like teacups."
"Why was the drummer sad about his boring instruments? Because he had the doldrums."
"My wife accused me of being addicted to drinking brake fluid. I said I can stop any time I want."
"Wife texts husband on a cold winters morning: ""Windows frozen."" Husband texts back: ""Pour some lukewarm water over it."" Wife texts back 5 mins later: ""Computer completely fucked now."""
"If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? No. The universe uses lossy compression."
"Your forehead is so big you donated it to charity for shelter!"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. 7 also got herpes from 14 and stabbed 23 through 30 in a gang fight."
"The Mens Rights subreddit did a poll to show how diverses their users are. They are 80% Single, white, 18-24, american males. HAHAHAHAHAHA"