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Joke of the Day

"I'm hospital for an appointment and I saw a toddler playing with a donkey toy. ICU baby, shaking that ass"

"If there's someone in the aisle of something I need at the grocery store I don't need it anymore."

"How much cocaine can a smuggler sneak into prison? a buttload."

"TIL there is a gay humility parade every year, but no one knows where or when it is. because they are too humble to say."

"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""I am a pileup"" ""I am a Pileup who?"" ""Exactly...."" (Badum Tss)"

"Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life, has never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine."

"Where is it? Last night I went to a bar called the G-Spot. It was hard to find."

"what do you get when you squeeze a synagogue? Jooouice!"

"Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks."

"Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey? Because he'd always get nailed into the boards"