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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""I am a pileup"" ""I am a Pileup who?"" ""Exactly...."" (Badum Tss)"
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"I was approached on the street the other day by a young escort. Couldn't have been older than 13. I was absolutely appalled... ...by her prices. Way more than I usually pay!"
"War crimes, helium balloons, sphincter control; just some of the things ""Let it Go"" doesn't apply to."
"What is a pedophile's first guitar lesson? How to finger A minor"
"When I find myself saying something stupid, I finish by saying ""in this economy"" because that resonates with people in this economy."
"Is the KKK a good source of Potassium? Yes, because they're all bananas."
"Why don't tampons talk to maxi-pads? Because they're stuck-up cunts."
"I knew you would come crawling back to me. Shut up and give me back the wheelchair."
"My soon to be ex-wife just told me I need to face my demons. nnWTF. I was looking right at her."
"I've never understood the whole 'burying people for fun at the beach'. The cops will just find the bodies when the tide comes"