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Joke of the Day

"What did the Reddit admins do for Christmas? [removed]"

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock in your ass"

"Dear Google, It's *You're,not ""Your"" https://gyazo.com/96cc1d47896deae8c436aa8afb56f36b"

"Did you hear the guy who invented predictive text has died? His funfair will be held on a sundial. Funfair* Funfair* For ducks sake..."

"A polish guy goes to the ophthalmologist Doctor: Can you read this? C Z J W I N O S T A W C Z Polish: Read? I know that guy!"

"What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant (Told to me by one of the kids at work)"

"TWITTER REHAB IS GOING GOOD YOU GUYS I GOT A NEW FRIEND HE HAS SPECIAL SUGAR AND IT'S AWESOME AND MY YARD HAS 3,957,268 BLADES OF GRASS!!!!"

"FREEBIRD! (When you purchase a bird of equal or lesser value.)"

"The electoral college needs to go away. The tuition rates are out of control."

"[OC] Pun Joke (You might have to say this out loud) What did one smell say to the odor? ""You stink at telling jokes."""