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Joke of the Day

"Feed your kids soup for dinner, so you can sit at the table for 47 minutes and listening to slurping."

"The reason why the current season of GoT is not so good as the last one ... because my wife said so."

"What's the difference between a leprechaun and a hooker with 5 STD's? Well one of them is a cunning runt."

"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? ...pick it up and suck it's dick."

"Lubricant?? ... Lubri-CAN!!!"

"What did Holly Holm say to Ronda Rousey's date to the Marine Corps Ball? I hit that."

"What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds? Being black."

"Where did Noah keep the Bees? In the Ark-Hives."

"How do u kill a blonde ? Give her a knife and ask her who is the prettiest of all ."

"Two gerbils....(NSFW) ...are walking down the street and come up to a gay bar. One turns to his friend and asks. >Wanna go inside and get shit faced? Lemmiwinks is your clue."