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Joke of the Day

"I gave my dad a two handed high-five once when I was 10. I had to spend the next 12 years convincing him I wasn't gay."

"eyy gurl, r u part beaver??? cuz dam baby"

"If you ever see anyone doing a crossword... ...tap them on the shoulder and whisper ""7 up is lemonade""."

"My friend came crying to me after he crashed his brand new Swedish car But I didn't want to hear his Saab story"

"Can you help me with this problem? X+U=25 I think X=15, because U sure are a 10."

"What did the slug say to the snail? Would you like a copy of the big issue?"

"I hate working with customers I've gotta say ""hi"" all the time. (Tove Lo)"

"I like to sit on my hands until they go numb so it feels like somebody else is doing my dishes."

"ll be posting telepathically today.. So if you think of something funny, that was me."

"Why was Jack scared? Because Jack was bean stalked"