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Joke of the Day

"NHK reported on the massive American erection yesterday... and apparently there will be a bigger one in two years."

"I just went into the garden without wearing a coat. This is probably how Bear Grylls got started."

"I've come from the future to let you know the Chilean miners will be OK, and that we haven't yet perfected time travel."

"How many guys in the friendzone does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just stand around and compliment it, and then get pissed when it won't screw"

"What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite football team? The New York Jets."

"The trouble with kids these days... ...is that they can't even."

"I got arrested the other day for holding a little girl's hand They wanted to know where the rest of her body was"

"Why did the man cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."

"What is the most popular cheese in ""the Upside Down""? Demogorgonzola"

"We had gay burglars in our house last night... They broke in and rearranged all of our furniture."