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Joke of the Day
"What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite football team? The New York Jets."
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"How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor? They'll tell you."
"Wanna hear a pedophile joke? You're never to young to get it. :^)"
"You can give a centaur a fish AND lead him to water, which is pretty awesome."
"I like my women like I like my coffee... K-Cups."
"Wearing a pretty new bra today that nobody else is gonna see, so everytime I go to the bathroom, I flash myself in the mirror."
"Don't Drake and drive or you'll end up at your ex's house."
"What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for? Amputee"
"What gets harder the more you play with it? A Rubik's cube, you dirty minded individuals!"
"How do you blind a Chinese man? lay floss over their eyes"