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Joke of the Day

"Just saw the book ""Marriage for Dummies."" Shouldn't there be an ""is"" in there somewhere?"

"How many fat people does it take to get a subreddit banned? [This post has been banned for your protected - Ellen Pao] ^^^NINJAEDIT: ^^^Just ^^^one"

"""A bloke walks into a pub and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate. The barman says ""That'll be 80p [ATP]!"""

"I'm gonna have an Avengers themed birthday party But don't tell anyone, I'm trying to keep it Loki."

"How to avoid clickbait 101 Now you know"

"A couple was having anal sex when he noticed something brown on his penis That was some fucked up shit."

"The baker wouldn't finish telling me how he makes bread. He said that information was on a knead-to-know basis."

"I'm thinking of going as a pimp for Halloween. Anybody know how the CEO of Wells Fargo dresses?"

"Thank god 4 the guy at the bar yelling ""YOU GOTTA CATCH THAT!!!"" when a receiver drops the ball. Had no idea he was supposed to catch it."

"a midget started a fight in... a mini-bar"