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Joke of the Day
"Where do the Sith shop? At the Darth Maul. :3"
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"What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade? He was having a mid-life crisis."
"I want my tombstone to just say ""You should see the other guy"" on it"
"What concert only costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickelback."
"Venus and Serena are famous for being Tennis-y Williams"
"In poland stainless steel is a lot cheaper... However it only applies to the version made in their own country, Stainless Steel Polish...."
"What do you get when you cross Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris? Beat up."
"One thing my dogs and I have in common is that we never want me to go to work."
"A fisherman was trying to learn the alphabet... he got lost at C"
"What if Stephen Hawking Is the real Slim Shady but he can't stand up"