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Joke of the Day

"Victoria's Secret is now selling 'Space Panties' They're for women who think their ass is out of this world."

"Thanks for never punching me in the face, most people."

"First Michael Jackson, and now Neil Armstrong.... The world is running out of moonwalkers"

"Cop - ""sir, are you a salamander?"" Me - [is 9 inches long. enjoys a mixed diet of earthworms, flies, beetles and vegetation]"

"What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico? Aztec."

"How do you find the click bait audience?"

"bakers trade recipes on a knead-to-know basis"

"my floor was 5 years old, so i contacted someone to replace the old wood... I'm still waiting for a reply"

"It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage."

"What's a nuclear scientist's favourite food? Fission chips."