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Joke of the Day

"Person says: ""It's hard to raise a family"" Necromancer says: ""Not if their graves are next to each other"""

"Certain religions condemn eating pig meat. They're against the idea of cannibalism."

"*Meanwhile at a restaurant* Waiter: Welcome sir, would you like a table? Me: So kind of you, I wouldn't mind. *Picks table and walks out*"

"What receives a man's first blowjob? An NES cartridge."

"What's the difference between USB and USA? One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data."

"Why is it so hard to find Tylenol in the jungle? Because the parrots eat 'em all. . . . Explanation: Parrots eat 'em all = paracetamol = acetominophen = Tylenol"

"I told my mate that my newborn baby's stomach was the size of a walnut. . . . ""Just feed him a walnut then."""

"What's a pirates favorite letter? ""argh..."" ""NO, IT BE THE SEA"""

"My misery loves vodka, and hates company."

"Duck. A duck walks into a bar. The barman asks ""What will it be?"" The duck doesn't answer because he's a duck."