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Joke of the Day

"Doctor doctor I'm having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe it's your bed. Oh I'm all right at night it's in the day I have problems."

"I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching To reverse and leaving the scene"

"Tell me I'm beautiful ""You're beautiful"" Tell me I'm a genius ""You're a genius"" Tell m- ""Just give me the toilet paper, please"""

"How many cow-lories does a cheeseburger have? Moo many..."

"What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped? Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!"

"13: Dad, do you believe in miracles? Me: Do you remember spray painting my car? 13: yeah M: Are you breathing? 13: yeah M: Well, there ya go"

"What do you call a well read/researched Bernie Sanders supporter? Not a Bernie Sanders supporter."

"My favorite worst joke ever Two guys walk into a bar. One guy says, ""Hey, Frank... I'm not feeling so good..."" Then he falls to the ground, and he DIES! *Ehhhhhhh????*"

"I asked my Grandfather what it's like to have Alzheimer's. He stared blankly at me as he no longer remembers any of his family members or how to construct sentences."

"A sheep, a drum, and a snake walk into a bar... Ba-dumm-tsss"