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Joke of the Day
"How does a backwards poet write? Inverse"
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"A joke from my old physics professor.. How Long is a battleship. True or false? False. How Long is a man from China."
"I went to the zoo last week and there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu."
"If you're an astronaut.. and you don't end every relationship with ""I need space"" then you're just wasting your time"
"That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid."
"A tourist walks up to a woman in a bar Tourist: Hello, what's your name? Girl: Hi, I'm Erica. Tourist: I'm Jim, where are you from? Girl: America. Tourist: Yeah, but where are you from?"
"What did the Klansman say to the Muslim? Psst...Who washes your ... sheets?"
"What file turns a 1mm hole into a 10mm hole? A paedophile."
"Did you know Helen Keller had a swing-set in her back yard? ...neither did she"
"Men are creepy, super creepy, but also a lady just stood on the same escalator step as me and lit a lighter and just held it the whole ride."