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Joke of the Day
"How does a backwards poet write? Inverse"
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"My girlfriend might not be the sharpest girl around. I accidentally left my phone at her house last night. I went back over to get it and saw she had texted me 5 times telling me I forgot it."
"Andy Murray's been detained by anti-corruption officials at the Davis Cup... Apparently he's been operating a racket for years."
"Kanye West must feel very conflicted right now. He's excited Kim is pregnant, but deep down he knows Beyonce had the best baby of all time."
"How does an accountant relieve his constipation? He works it out with a pencil"
"What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath? Porridge."
"There hasn't really been any natural disasters lately Even the mudslides have gone downhill."
"SIRI, CALL FOR HELP! Searching for kelp. OMGYOU IDIOT! SIRI, GET AN AMBULANCE! There are 23 listings for lap dance in your area."
"Before you get married ask yourself: is this the person you want to watch stare at their phone the rest of your life?"
"My class has a field trip to the Coca-Cola factory All the other kids are excited, but I am just praying that there's no pop quiz."