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"I've had 3 Red Bulls today and now I can taste my heartbeat."
"My Indian friend taught me an authentic Punjabi dance. I've got some real Sikh moves."
"At what point does the dentist stop giving you toothbrushes? Dude, I'm forty. I have one."
"My signature move is signing a piece of paper."
"A man goes to a $10 hooker and gets crabs He calls her out on it, and she replies, ""I was only $10. What did you expect, lobster?"""
"I enjoy jogging in the mountains because nature is beautiful and cardiac arrest excites me."
"Sometimes I feel so lucky to be American... Not like those poor kids in Africa, or the euthanasia."
"Maybe if women would quit playing games they'd worry less about competition"
"What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls? Babies, because you can use a pitchfork."