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"My Lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my Birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said ""I wanna watch."""
"What's the difference between a Mexican and a park Bench? The bench can support a family."
"Looking for rich sugardaddy to support me so I can support my boyfriend so he can tweet more. *thoughtful romantic tweet*"
"Just a stupid joke I made up... What is a pedophile's favorite Jedi? Kid Fisto."
"Glue is weird it's all like hey I want to stick these pieces of paper together wait I have an idea hand me that dead horse"
"A leopard can carry something twice its weight into a tree and a cougar can carry something half her age to bed."
"I used to be an adventurer like you But then I took crippling adult responsibilities."
"Once you understand they're unwilling time travelers dropped here moments earlier, the confused actions of squirrels suddenly make sense."
"They say my generation is completely narcissistic ... They're just jealous ..."