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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear Mike Tyson was just arrested for nearly beating a Pizza Hut waitress to death? As he was finishing eating, she asked ""Hey, mister, you wanna box for the rest of your pizza?"

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"Ted Cruz wants a 19% federal sales tax on goods and services made in the U.S. The only thing flatter than this proposal : his personality."
"At Toys R Us: TRU: Yessir? Me: I want a light saber. TRU: We have basic to advanced, how old is your grandson? Me: 40ish"
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"Walked in lecture hall mid-lecture and the professor yells ""CAN I HELP YOU?!"" ""No thanks, I'm just browsing."""
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"I once dated a dentist. He had a tiny round mirror on the ceiling over his bed."
"What did the bear say to her date? ""I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"""