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Joke of the Day
"I'm not crying. I'm just watering my moustache."
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"What's the difference between a pedophile and acne? Acne only comes on your face after 12"
"Give a woman a compliment, she'll smile for a day.. Teach a woman to fish for compliments & she'll be annoying for the rest of her life."
"Walruses? Walri? Walrus? Anyway...They've escaped."
"Two Arabs are on a plane. One orders a bottle of Champagne and asks the other ""do you want some?"". The other replies ""No thanks, I'll have to drive soon""."
"The Expendables 2 Review: I haven't seen that much shooting in a movie since I went to watch The Dark Knight Rises."
"I'm scared of french pancakes They give me the crepes"
"A man walks into a bar... ...and screams ""Ouch!"""
"What did the saggy boob also say to the other? ""Hey, let's hang out together?"""
"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."