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Joke of the Day
"What does it take to be a president? Nothing"
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"A tornado is about 5 minutes away and our satellite is out. I hope our house lands somewhere where the cable works!"
"If we didn't have lawyers... We wouldn't need lawyers!"
"Uh uh huh uh uh uh huh uh uh uh huh uh uh uh huh uh uh uh huh uh uh huh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh huh Me, Rap battling"
"Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty ? Gary: Well let's just say if you pulled her pigtail she'd probably say 'oink oink '!"
"One time my mom dropped her phone while she was talking to me then picked it up and said ""You OK?"""
"Want to know a 100% effective form of birth control? Abortion 0_o"
"What's a Pedophile's Favorite Part about Hockey? Getting there before the first period."
"What is the richest beverage? Juice."
"Grandpa looks at his grandson and says, ""Go hide! Your teacher is here because you skipped school today."" The grandson says, ""No, you go hide. I told her you were dead!"""