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Joke of the Day

"Uh uh huh uh uh uh huh uh uh uh huh uh uh uh huh uh uh uh huh uh uh huh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh huh Me, Rap battling"

"I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people living above me are furious."

"Two fish were sitting in a tank... One turns to the other and says ""Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"I used to date a midget... I was nuts over her"

"Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War? He doesn't work well with Vision"

"How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders on the beach"

"What's it called when two retarded lesbians have sex? Sthaftey scthissors!"

"Being a ""Hopeless Romantic"" sounds kinda depressing. ""Pull my chair out for me?"" .. ""I'd love to, but I've given up."""

"What's the difference between a male and female table? A male table is made with hard wood."

"I resolve that in 2010 I will kick my procrastination habit in 2011."